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.Epicfx(Behe at my home site)Doesn't show is comedy LOL..
Anywhere heres a quote from our homesite, i got an LOL out of it.

Originally Posted by Beh3moth

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sig

For losers who cba to go on E

A sig, or signature or faggot-flag, is a small image that is automatically placed at the end of a forum post. There are many different kinds of forums which allow users to display sigs, but it is most popular among gaming communities, animu clubs, and other fagpools.

Think of a sig as the internet's version of a tattoo:

* It's fucking hardcore.
* It goes with you everywhere.
* Every single one looks the same.
* It's not art; rather, useless, shitty design.
* It indicates that you are a douchebag.
* Fat chicks typically have more of them than anyone else.

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Jesus set in place seven specific rules for the creation of all sigs.

1. Download grunge, tech, and abstract gfx brush sets from deviantart
2. Open bootleg copy of PhotoShop (or The GIMP if you're a ***** and not a pirate)
3. Create a canvas size 400x150
4. Cover the canvas with random brushing
5. Insert random anime or video game character and text, preferably in ALL CAPS
6. Retire as Professional Graphic Artist
7. ????
8. PROFIT!

PROTIP: For greater justice, pay no attention to how the lighting and color scheme relate to your sig's animu character.

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Extensive studies on forums and various forms of sig research have lead to the development of the formula which shows that "devotion to Sigs is inversely proportional with social life." Some people argue that sigs can eventually lead to living in your parents' basement, and/or a van down by the river. This extensive research has basically shown what everybody already knew: that Sigs are reserved for gheys and jews. This theorem has been proven through the use of mudkipz.

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Nationalsigleague.com (NSL for short) is the web's official home for sig battling. The world's top graphic designers mingle here to discuss their trade, and to show their skills in combat.



“
Welcome to NSL, The National Sig League! The place to be if you’re into challenging yourself, having fun and battling in ways never before seen. NSL is after all a league so on top of battling your art and all it’s cool features, you can have a chance to be in the top rankings!
„


— NSL, true justice league
[edit] Classification

Upon joining the forums at NSL, you must be classified before you can begin battling. A potential sig warrior must post five signatures, which will be judged by the GFX Crew. 90% of the graphics crew twats will vote "novice" without even taking a glance at the sigs. Their signatures will usually be "simple" to reflect their expertise, as they have "evolved beyond complicated designs. This is also known as a writers block. After intense deliberation from the GFX Crew, a sig warrior will be classified as one of the following:

* Novice
* Moderate
* Intermediate
* Semi-Pro
* Professional

After being classified, the warrior will hone his battle skills with the advice of senior SIG SUPER SAYAINS. The warrior's new devotion in life is the art of battling sigs.
[edit] Battle System
Typical sig battle.
Typical sig battle.

The typical sig battle consists of two sig warriors battling to the death in hopes of winning ultimate samurai honor.

Once two warriors are ready to commence battle, they will hand their fate to the Battle Bot. The Battle Bot posts the sigs and the battle begins. Intense voting can go on for at least one hundred years. Once all votes have been cast, the winner is revealed.

* Winning a sig battle assures your breadwinning capabilities to potential mates, and a guaranteed spot in upcoming special olympic games.

* Losing a battle is certain ultimate shame, leaving no option but An hero.

[edit] Pro
Professional artist fully equipped and battle ready.
Professional artist fully equipped and battle ready.

The primary goal for any sig warrior is to reach the Professional level, which is said to be more prestigious than any IRL honor.

Becoming a professional sig warrior is no easy task. Many warriors will spend countless hours training for this. A devoted sig warrior will use a better part of his life perfecting his brushing skillz. Once a sig warrior's brushing skillz can produce enough depth, he will be knighted by Sir Paul McCartney.

He is officially pro!

After becoming an officially ranked Professional Artist, the sig warrior can either stay at NSL and receive handjobs daily from budding sig warriors, or graduate to the professional art world of deviantart.com.

List of Noteworthy Pros

* Adam Sandler
* Jesus
* The Elephant Man
* Flash Gordon

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Ripping is the act of using someone else's sig in any way without consent. Ripping is serious fucking business, therefore some sig rippers will go through great lengths in trying to hide their crime.

Sig makers take great pride in their work, and will prosecute to the furthest extent of the law if you are found ripping their art.
[edit] Hypocrisy

The thing is, every sig is a rip of something else. Sigs are collages of other peoples' work. A sig is comprised of brushes (not made by the sig maker), a render (not rendered by the sig maker) and shitty Photoshop effects (not programmed by the sig maker).
[edit] Drama

For lulz and guaranteed drama, raid a sig forum and rip everyones sigs.

[Zaeinn]

* It's not art; rather, useless, shitty design.

Hmm... realy?

6. Retire as Professional Graphic Artist

Wait WAIT! didnt he just say that its not art?
How can you be an artist of sumthing thats not art!?!

raid a sig forum and rip everyones sigs.

Maiby later, im busy now...

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That was great...
lol, lulzrfun...
Rofl - copter

[fabuloso]

aaahahaha....

classic. im sorry, this was so funny, first thing that came to my mind was "god, this is like taking a shit on all these forums whom have these so called "pro's"...brilliant..."

lol. im sorry guys, its just that, i can start to see some of this as being truth.

but, aside from that, everyone needs to get a life. Its just the same to this guy whom wasted who knows how long to write this article. I think the whole point to this article was that classing is pointless, because it is. Being pro to class tags? I mean really. How does someone get there without even knowing that people who are rating thier work could probably not even be pro at anything other than tagging? Would you honestly think that some of whom rank tags are really pro to the actual graphic design world whom make a profit? Probably not.

No one is pro. I dont believe anyone is pro unless you have a big fucking name, and Ill believe it once I see your work slapped on buses, pictures, magazines, ect. Other than that, go suck a cock you over rated wanna-be pro. I dont care about your worthless classing about my art.

edit: I changed the title name and moved it to graphics chat.

[Aegis]

The entire point of ED is that you're not supposed to take it seriously.

The NSL part was amazing, though.

[BigSimo]

ROFL

i love ED

[NSR]

NSL part was sooo true >.>

[BigSimo]

^yup

[Kamikaze]

Congratulations >_>

[Makaveli]

this is prob made by some gay novice who cant make anything decent,so the best way to get back is to come up with this lame shit like this trying to be funny.


* It goes with you everywhere. - no
* Every single one looks the same. - no
* It's not art; rather, useless, shitty design. - so im not an artist, im a designer? kk
* It indicates that you are a douchebag. - now thats gay.
* Fat chicks typically have more of them than anyone else. - fat people jokes..sounds like an 11 year old.

[.nathan]

lmao that's just his perspective. i don't care lol. i just enjoy making my own tags. and i also have a life, too.